Scotsman in the land of no fork

Lion statue under lantern lit sakura, Kanai.


I don't drink oolong I drink bru my dear,
Like my breeks done on one side,
And you can hear it in my accent when I squawk,
I'm a Scotsman in the land of no fork.

See me sauntering down the paddy fields,
An arm and leg here at my side,
I take them everywhere I walk,
I'm a Scotsman in the land of no fork.

I'm an arian, I'm a regal arian,
I'm a Scotsman in a land of no fork,
I'm an arian, I'm a regal arian,
I'm a Scotsman in a land of no fork.

Buck Cherry 2007,
Duck Down Beeping Slag Records©