Two digit midgets

In the land of widgets,
We're two digit midgets.

Beginning to fidget,
we're not bored rigid,
Japan's not become frigid.

It's just,
I could murder some brisket,
or a digestive biscuit.

Losing m'id gets,
Longer wid' get...
Maybe you can dig it.

Buck Cherry 2007,
Duck Down Beeping Slag Records©